“When Life Gives You Lemons” Funny Quotes

“When Life Gives You Lemons” Funny Quotes

“When life gives you lemons, make lemonade” says the old optimistic proverbial phrase, first coined by Elbert Hubbard in 1915.

Nowadays there are many other variations of this saying, from motivational ones that have the same purpose as the original, to ironic and sarcastic ones. What they all have in common is the fact that they are extremely funny.

Here are some of our favorite ones. Which one do you like the best?

“When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.” (Cathy Guisewite)


“When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.” (Bill Watterson)


“When life gives you lemons, give them to me, I love free stuff!”(Unknown)



 “When life gives you lemons, ask why not limes?” (Unknown)


“I believe when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade…and try to find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.” (Ron White)


“In all my work, I try to say – ‘You may be given a load of sour lemons, why not try to make a dozen lemon meringue pies?’ (Maya Angelou)



“If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.” (Conan O’Brien )


“If life gives you lemons, don’t settle for simply making lemonade – make a glorious scene at a lemonade stand.” (Elizabeth Gilbert)


“When life give you lemons, eat them, they are good for you – life knows best.” (Unknown)


“When life gives me lemons, I am happy, I love lemons.” (Unknown)



“When life gives you lemons, invite your friends and ask them to bring salt and tequila. “(Unknown)


“When life gives you lemons, accept them graciously.” (Unknown)


“When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. I have several stands around here.” (James Brady)


“When life gives you lemons make grape juice and sit back and watch the world ask how you did it.” (Tori Truax)


“If life gives you lemons, make a lemon pie and send me a piece.” (Unknown)


“When life gives you lemons, you don’t make lemonade. You use the seeds to plant a whole orchard – an entire franchise! Or you could just stay on the Destiny Bus and drink lemonade someone else has made, from a can.” (Anthon St. Maarten)


“Life gave me lemons, I wanted to make lemonade, but I have no sugar. Care to give me some?” (Unknown)




“When life gives you lemon, take it. Don’t waste food” (Unknown)


“If life hands you lemons, throw them back and yell “I WANTED CHOCOLATE!”” (Unknown)


“When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make super lemons. “ (Unknown)


“When life hands you lemonade, don’t try to make lemons” (Unknown)


“When life gives you lemons, ask what life is suggesting.” (Unknown)

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