Sometimes boys can be really annoying and so hard to understand. But well, it’s not their fault they are not so special and intelligent like we girls are :). Feeling a little bit anti-boys today? Well, then let’s have a little fun together with these funny jokes about boys:
Never let your man’s mind wonder. It’s too little to be out on its own.
Boys are like government bonds. They take so long to mature.
Commitment for a girl means a desire to get married and raise a family. For a boy, commitment means not trying to pick up other girls while out with their girlfriend.
Guy: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Girl: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
Any argument that a man and woman are involved in, the woman gets the last word. Anything a man says afterwards is the beginning of a new argument.
Question: What’s the difference between boys and batteries?
Answer: Batteries have a positive side.
Question: Why are men like blenders?
Answer: Every woman who has one doesn’t know why.
Question: How are boys like lava lamps?
Answer: They’re fun to look at, but not that bright.
Question: What do you call a boy with half a brain?
Question: What are two reasons why boys don’t mind their own business?
Answer: 1 – No mind. 2 – No business.
Question: How does a boy show he’s planning for the future?
Answer: He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
Question: How many boys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Answer: One. He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
Question: What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?
Answer: His wife is good at picking out clothes.
Question: What makes a boy think about a candlelight dinner?
Answer: A power failure.
Question: Why do boys need instant replay on TV sports?
Answer: Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
Question: Why do boys like smart girls?
Answer: Opposites attract.
Question: What’s the best way to force a boy to do sit ups?
Answer: Put the remote control between his toes.