Funny Jokes About Boys

Funny Jokes About Boys

Sometimes boys can be really annoying and so hard to understand. But well, it’s not their fault they are not so special and intelligent like we girls are :). Feeling a little bit anti-boys today? Well, then let’s have a little fun together with these funny jokes about boys:


Never let your man’s mind wonder. It’s too little to be out on its own.

Boys are like government bonds. They take so long to mature.

Commitment for a girl means a desire to get married and raise a family. For a boy, commitment means not trying to pick up other girls while out with their girlfriend.


Guy: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Girl: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

Any argument that a man and woman are involved in, the woman gets the last word. Anything a man says afterwards is the beginning of a new argument.

Question: What’s the difference between boys and batteries?
Answer: Batteries have a positive side.

Question: Why are men like blenders?
Answer: Every woman who has one doesn’t know why.


Question: How are boys like lava lamps?
Answer: They’re fun to look at, but not that bright.

Question: What do you call a boy with half a brain?
Answer: Gifted.

Question: What are two reasons why boys don’t mind their own business?
Answer: 1 – No mind. 2 – No business.

Question: How does a boy show he’s planning for the future?
Answer: He buys two cases of beer instead of one.


Question: How many boys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Answer: One. He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.

Question: What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?
Answer: His wife is good at picking out clothes.

Question: What makes a boy think about a candlelight dinner?
Answer: A power failure.

Question: Why do boys need instant replay on TV sports?
Answer: Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

Question: Why do boys like smart girls?
Answer: Opposites attract.

Question: What’s the best way to force a boy to do sit ups?
Answer: Put the remote control between his toes.

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